Film di Robin Askwith

Grindhouse Nightmares

Let's Get Laid

A demobbed soldier, Gordon Laid, returning from World War II meets Maxine Lupercal, a member of a traveling troupe of actors returning to England on the same ship. As Gordon closely resembles a member of the troupe of actors, mistaken identity causes him to become embroiled in various murders and an international espionage plot involving a cigarette lighter that strangely affects electricity. The action reaches its comical climax on stage with Gordon and his double as the spies and the police converge on the theatre is a desperate attempt to retrieve the missing cigarette lighter.

Confessions from a Holiday Camp

Timmy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney Noggett are working as entertainment officers at Funfrall, a typical British holiday camp. The staff are lazy and inefficient, preferring to laze by the pool rather than organise activities for the holiday campers. A new owner, Mr. Whitemonk, an ex-prison officer, takes over the camp and is determined to install discipline into the staff. He is on the verge of dismissing Timmy and Sidney; however, Sidney's suggestion of organising a beauty contest changes his mind.

Stand up, Virgin Soldiers

Some British soldiers in Singapore are more concerned with finding sex than finding Communists.

Queen Kong

Una troupe cinematografica al femminile si reca in Africa, dove una scimmia gigante, Queen Kong, si innamora del protagonista maschile della troupe.

Confessions of a Driving Instructor

Timothy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney decide upon opening a driving school as their latest get-rich-quick scheme. Though he sincerely wants to teach, young Timmy finds that his female students are far more interested in keeping their eyes on him than on the road.

Confessions of a Pop Performer

Either you've got it or you haven't - some like randy young Timothy Lea (Robin Askwith), manage to get it all the time! Signing up with a pop group, our boisterous hero progresses rapidly from local gigs to scoring a titillating hit with The Climax Sisters, with plenty of ribald adventures along the way!

Confessioni di un pulitore di finestre

Timothy, cognato del "pulitore di finestre" Sìd, apprende dal medesimo che tale mestiere è una specie di biglietto da visita per accedere alle case private ove donne compiacenti - madri, spose, ragazze, came-riere, ecc. - si prestano per i più sbrigliati amplessi e giochi erotici. Incamminatesi sulla stessa strada, Timothy per l'innata timidezza non ottiene il successo di Sid che è erotomane e smaliziato. Ciò nonostante, innamoratesi di una ragazza-poliziotto e figlia d'un ispettore, si salva a stento dal matrimonio e, mentre il cognato è degente all'ospedale, si mette a dirigere l'azienda, erudendo un volonteroso coetaneo sulle meraviglie della professione.

Hide and Seek

A young boy runs away from an approved school to meet up with his father in the hope that he can persuade his dad to allow him to travel to Canada with him. He also meets up with two local children and discovers that his father is instead planning a bank heist.

The Flesh and Blood Show

Actors rehearsing a show at a mysterious seaside theater are being killed off by an unknown maniac.

The Four Dimensions of Greta

Hans a young German journalist arrives in London to write an article about au-pair girls, but is requested by friends to investigate the whereabouts of their teenage daughter Greta.

Cool It, Carol!

A naive couple leave their small town for success in London's adult entertainment culture.

Scramble

Jimmy Riley makes friends with Colin and Brian Buxton, both keen members of a schoolboys' scramble club. Lennie and Cliff, old friends of Jimmy's, steal wealthy Mr Hepplewhite's car. Jimmy finds the crooks with the car but will not join in with them.

Hans Brinker

Based on the beloved children’s story, Hans Binker, a Dutch boy (Robin Askwith) and his sister need the prize from an ice-skating race to help their ailing father.